After Midnight

I know "they" say you are not suppose to eat after a certain time in the late evening. Well at least that's what Oprah's nutrition guy whose like ALWAYS on her show says. But for some reason (like since my azz has been over weight) I don't even get hungry good until it's late. And when I say late, I'm talking 9pm, 11pm, and so on. It's like during the day I'll snack on stuff, like toast, tea, cookies, LOL.

So last night I was telling my Hunny that I was hungry but I can't eat because it's late. Well he informed me it's not that you CAN'T eat late at night, you just can't eat sh*tty food. Like cookies (which I love) or go wolf down a few slices of pizza. Basically he said as long as your eating "live" foods (stuff that ain't processed, like cake YUMMY, then it's okay). Well I didn't really care cuz ya girl was really hungry and it was going on 1am.

Well here is what I made. I got a celery stalk and cut it in half. Then I took out some raw walnut and cashew butter. It's like peanut butter but made with other types of nuts (we also have almond butter but I didn't want that). I then took out some raw coconut butter (which is just smushed up coconut). It's actually really good, it has a sweet taste without the sweet. I slathered both butters on each half of celery and then topped it off with some raisins the size of un-dried grapes. And this is what I got . . .


Well I couldn't eat all those "butters" without something to wash it down so in comes my kombucha tea.

My hubby swears by this stuff that if you want to lose weight, just drink this all day long. Of course it's not the brand that I drink. He drinks the "real" sh*t with some yucky azz bacteria sh*t in it that reminds me of some horrible mucus experiment gone wrong. And yes that mucus stuff just kinda hangs around the bottom of the bottle of the brand he drinks. Yuk! Well he bought me a "soda" type brand that reminds me sugar soda but without all the junk that comes with drinkin about 4 cans of Pepsi a day.

One would wonder with all of this raw food, kombucha tea drinking, and a food health enthusiast for a a husband why does my azz look like this . . . . .


. . . .because for some reason after I had baby number one my fat azz can not seem to lose weight. It's like the fat doesn't want to leave. In those 9 months of me being pregnant for the first time back in 2001, I gained about 7lbs a month. I started off weighing about 145lbs. I'm 5'8 so the weight didn't look bad on me (or so I thought). Well by the time my baby was born in June of 2002 my azz weighed almost 250lbs. I think I lost about 30lbs within those first few months. And gradually more weight came off, but it NEVER came off like before I was pregnant. So I went from a size 8 in clothing to a size 14. *faint* I believe me, my azz used to associate a size 14 with a size 44. LOL. I was soooo wrong. Now I wish my azz could fit a dayum size 14. ha! That's what I get.

I suppose if my azz stop eatin cookies and bread (cuz really I'm a break-crack head) maybe I could shed some extra pounds. I shudder to think how much weight I'd continue to gain if the ONLY food I ate was processed foods and drank a bunch of sugary sh*t all day. *shakin head* I see now that it's easy to put weight on and harder to take it off. Now why is that? *evil grin*

Okay if anyone has in "lose weight" tips that don't involve me running 12 miles a day, hiring a personal trainer, going up and down my stairs for 30 minutes, or pretty much any exercise that's gonna make me sweat like a dayum slave . . . I'm all ears. LOL (that's why my azz fat, cuz I'm lazy) ohhhh lawd, I'ma be fat forever *faint*

I'm out cuz I'm about to go eat. *chuckle to self*

-smoochies, Lady Richardson